Guilty Filthy Soul

Joy: a unique species of nerd, posing as a human being. This creature has infiltrated society and is working her nerdling ways into the system to finally bring an end to capitalism and ressurect Stalin to reign supreme. So far, Joy's host body is 19 years old and resides somewhere in Canada. This country has been selected as a trial run before the capture of the USA and the British Isles. The nerd herself was selected at birth and the Joy parasite took control of the baby. Nowadays Joy can be found stealing toilet paper from public restrooms and hanging around the back of game shops to salvage discarded games from the trash can. She is wanted in 32 countries for various offenses such as public nudity, regicide, improper use of male sexual organs and harbouring illegal immigrants from Guam under her baggy clothing.

Ask me anything

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(via ponfart)
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Hipster Boy and I watched Toy Story 3 today. It was his first time seeing it, and he totally cried at the end.

It was insanely adorable, you don’t even know.
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INTO DARKNESS WAS SO GREAT, I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN ALL OF THE GOODNESS BECAUSE IT WAS ALL GOODNESS. OH MY GOD THE SURPRISES AND THE PLOT TWISTS AND THE FEELS. UNF.
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Star Trek is nearly 50 years old now and it’s been around for so long because I think it offers hope for us as a species. The thing people have always been attracted to (with Star Trek) is the idea that we might live beyond this age of conflict and uncertainty. And it’s not only that, but it’s also the ability to work together and live in a world where everyone is accepted no matter who you are.

The original series with Gene Roddenberry was incredibly progressive. It started barely 20 years after the end of World War II, with a Japanese officer aboard the Enterprise, a black woman in charge of an entire division, and a Russian on board—albeit in subordinate roles, but it was an incredibly progressive move. It offered this utopian idea of cooperation and that’s always going to be something to strive toward until we actually achieve it. In that respect, Star Trek will never go out of fashion.
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Simon Pegg, about Star Trek. (via brianyw)
(via do-you-have-a-flag)
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sherlocks-cumberbabe:

thedefenderoftheearth:

#i wonder how long it took until doctor excused himself and checked out what had happened below the belt #”excuse me rose” #”i need to check something in the kitchen” #”i’ll be right back” #and the next thing rose heard was a distant cry of joy from the kitchen (via ohmytardis)

david ten-inch

(Source: poisontao, via anatomical-anomaly)
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stfuprolifers:

kor71:

If you think abortions ok, remember what Horton says.

Awkward. Dr. Seuss and his wife were really liberal and pro-choice. They’ve even sued pro-life organizations for using this quote the wrong way (the way you’re doing it actually). I guess you didn’t already know that Horton Hears a Who is about the American occupation of Japan post-WWII. He even dedicated it to his dear Japanese friend.

Mrs. Geisel (Mrs. Seuss) continued donating to Planned Parenthood and advocating for reproductive health and rights after her husband died.
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doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

(via the-blonde-onee)
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(Source: pon-farr, via science-officer-spock)
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My boyfriend’s all, “Walk into the club like ‘What up, I got a chick Spock.’”

(Our attire for the Into Darkness fan preview tonight)

#Star Trek #Into Darkness #Spock #TOS #Next Generation #Cosplay
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jonnovstheinternet:

I think my bus driver is secretly a Kung Fu master.

(via squaab)